Manup! Manual
We are concocting "The Official Uppity Handbook" now to debut soon, but will place-hold with this passage from John Cheever's "The Wapshot Chronicle", quoting Leander, the protagonist-
"Advice to my sons: Bathe in cold water every morning. Painful but exhilarating. Have haircut once a week. Wear dark clothes after 6 p.m. Eat fresh fish for breakfast when available. Avoid kneeling in unheated stone churches. Ecclesiastical dampness causes prematurely gray hair. Fear tastes like a rusty knife and do not let her into your house. Courage tastes of blood. Stand up straight. Admire the world. Relish the love of a gentle woman."
"...and One for You"
Go ahead... take advantage of our "...and One for You" Special until Labor Day: get "mr. write" the perfect gift, and then treat yourself to the Uppityshirt of your dreams - the shipping's on us! U.S. orders only - use Discount Coupon Code: T42Hurry Uppity!
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