Smart Pills - The Perfect Cure for Stupidity.

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Old joke: 2 kids are walking in the woods when one sees some rabbit pellets
on the ground. "What are those?" he asks. "They're smart pills" says the
other kid, "eat them and they'll make you smarter." The first kid says
"Really?" He picks a couple of them up and eats them. "They taste like sh--"
he says. "See, you're getting smarter already."

Each 20-dram vial contains approximately 75 doses of oral insolence.

Price: 2 for $6

Testimonials

"Altoids are stronger." - Tucker G.

"They're dumb." - Morgan, age 7

Cate: "Dad, do Smart Pills make you smarter?"
Me: "No."
Cate: "They make me smarter."

DISCLAIMER

If you are reading this "DISCLAIMER," DO NOT PURCHASE SMART PILLS. They are breath mints for the intelligent, and have no obvious medicinal value/use whatsoever. Should always be taken with a grain of salt.

They are not sugar (or irony) free, and may have come into contact with nuts. In fact, we know they have.

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