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The stale Skinny Vinnie’s pizza remnants in the box, still, on the coffee table, after midnight and beaucoup beers, 8675309 blasting on the radio, the ashy cigarette in lovely Laura’s hand... Credit Susan Bornstein for this all-time great observation.

Smarten Up!

Our nifty, unisex short-sleeve Uppityshirts are 100% combed cotton, pure American Apparel excellence that will fit smart people to a tee. To see for yourself, click here.

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$25