privacy/return policy

Privacy Policy
Uppityshirts.com will not sell, rent or abuse any of the personal information you provide us with, either as a subscriber or a customer, and assures you of the security of your credit card information.

When you sign up for our newsletter, we promise not to spam you to death ourselves with irrelevant crap either. Just good, fun, smart excellence worth reading.

Return Policy
All Uppityshirts are 100% guaranteed. If you are not satisfied for any reason, your Uppityshirt(s) can be returned (unworn and undamaged of course) with all tags attached, within fifteen (15) days of purchase. Please include your original receipt, and your contact information including name, address, phone number, e-mail as well as preferred reimbursement method.

If you would like to exchange your Uppityshirt for a different size, please include $5 for shipping and we'll be happy to send you one that fits perfectly. However, we do not reimburse any additional shipping costs you may incur.

One Up! also comes with a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If at any time you aren't completely hooked and enthralled (or defeated and depressed), you can return your One Up! for a full refund of the purchase price.

Send all returns/exchanges to:
Uppityshirts Returns
202 (bis) Georgetown Road
Weston, Connetiquette 06883

Questioning the Integrity of the Execution: We do our best to have all of our Uppityshirts in stock, and to ship out your order within 24 hours. If we don't or can't, we'll notify you by email with a completely believable excuse.

For any other questions regarding our Privacy Policy, Return Policy, or Shipping Information please contact us at: mr.write@uppityshirts.com or ring us up on 203.451.5127 anytime.