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Dad to the Bone.

You've got the perfect man, and we've got the perfect gift. What are you waiting for?

Put the World On!

Our grammatically-correct, unisex short-sleeve Uppityshirts are 100% combed cotton, pure American Apparel excellence that suit the write types to a Tee. If you'd like to see how an Uppityshirt will fit, click on our size chart here.

Price: $25

Does father really know best?