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Awful consulate party with the usual expat crowd, military types and local flunkeys, when in walked Lou Audette wearing a royal blue tee shirt with “impeccable” over the left breast, and busted the place wide open. Everyone’s still offended in memory by the audacity of an off-color joke he told that night - “The Pretzel Hold” still cracks me up.

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$25