Description

"She walks, she talks, she's full of chalk. The lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly-prolific to the nth degree."

Put the World On!

Our premium, unisex short-sleeve Uppityshirts are 100% combed cotton, pure American Apparel excellence that will fit smart people to a tee. To see for yourself, click here.

For best results and to maintain the integrity of your Uppityshirt, wash in cold water and hang dry.

If you have any other questions, however trivial or unrelated, contact us at: mr.write@uppityshirts.com or ring us up on: 203.451.5127.

$25