faq

I need size - why don't you have 2XL and 3XL?

We do: 'I'd Rather Be Grammatically Correct' and 'Gravity Always Wins.' both come in 2XL. And we're adding new Uppityshirts and more sizes on a regular basis so stay tuned.

I'm a smart person - what happens if my Uppityshirt doesn’t fit me to a tee, as advertised?

You might need to go back to school. Seriously, please see our Return Policy page; you can return any unworn, undamaged Uppityshirt that still has all the tags attached for a full refund or exchange.

Do you have or are you carried in any retail stores?

Not yet - but we're still waiting for Hollywood to call. And when they do, you can be sure we'll sell out immediately. Until then, it's nothing but (the) net.

I have a great idea for a t-shirt - do you ever collaborate on new designs?

Unfortunately all of our creative is done in-house, by us, for us, with liberty and justice for all. We mean 'according to our own creative whims', and 'fortunately'.

Why don't you ship internationally?

When we first started out we were hoping Uppityshirts would conquer the world, but our dream was defeated by the slow, inexorable, thorough, unflinching, inhuman machinery of foreign officialdumb. No kiddin - after innumerable headaches, delays, laughs (ha!) and lots of useless and time-consuming paperwork we decided to stay in our own backyard so-to-speak. However, we are still shipping to Canada, at least for now.

Do you have any charities or causes you support?

Yes we do, but anonymously. We're actually working on creating our own foundation right now, and will keep you posted as we progress.