Legendary Satisfaction

Rigorously-tested and unconditionally-guaranteed to produce the most hoped-for result, our humbling pie is proudly Made in the USA by the best experts in the business, using only the highest-quality, purest ingredients available. And disappointment certainly isn't one of them.

If, however, you are somehow not 100% absolutely satisfied with the poetic justice this product delivers, simply return it, unopened, within thirty (30) days of purchase for a complete refund.

Please include the receipt, all your contact information, and a believable reason for the return. No questions will be asked, except: what the heck are you doing?

Testimonial

We received this email from Cornelia G., an old friend of One Up! and Uppityshirts:

"Hi Timothy:

I sent my son his Comeuppance--and got this amusing reply. Thanks again!

Cornelia

p.s. I'll be ordering Smart Pills for my other son!"

"I got my package and the can of Comeupppance. I spent a while opening it... before deciding that it was simply a practical joke, with a play on the expression to 'get your comeuppance.' Of course, this only made me want to (figure it out) even more, which I eventually succeeded in doing...

Thanks for the devilish gift."

Andrew

Adding insult to injury

We sometimes send out a newsletter that contains the latest goings-on, specials, and giveaways as well as occasional tidbits and argy-bargy from the cheap seats.