Get what you've got coming.
FINALLY — a simple, effective and affordable way to give
anybody their just desserts*, in an attractive and handy 8 oz. can.
COMEUPPANCE is the right choice for everyone on your love/hate
list, and there's certainly no reason to wait for a special occasion
(or Judgement Day) to make sure they get what they so richly deserve, right away.
and unconditionally-guaranteed to produce the most hoped-for
result, our humbling pie is proudly Made in the USA by the best
experts in the business, using only the highest-quality, purest
ingredients available. And disappointment certainly isn't one of them.
If, however, you are somehow not 100% absolutely satisfied
with the poetic justice this product delivers,
simply return it, unopened, within thirty (30)
days of purchase for a complete refund.
Please include the receipt, all your contact
information, and a believable reason for the
return. No questions will be asked, except:
what the heck are you doing?
We received this email from Cornelia G., an old friend of One Up! and Uppityshirts:
I sent my son his Comeuppance — and got this amusing reply. Thanks again!
p.s. I'll be ordering Smart Pills for my other son!"
"I got my package and the can of Comeupppance. I spent a while opening
deciding that it was simply a practical joke, with a play on the
expression to 'get your comeuppance.' Of course, this only made me
want to (figure it out) even more, which I eventually succeeded in doing...
Thanks for the devilish gift."
Adding insult to injury
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