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Denis Harrington, in the bowels of Central Barracks, just before Christmas, 1980, uttered these immortal words.*

*While watching Behind the Green Door. I still think Chambers deserved an Oscar: IMHO it's the best non-speaking performance in the history of cinema, Marlee Matlin in Children of a Lesser God included.

Note: Front of Uppityshirt reads: "The Best Beer I Ever Had Was Free.", back reads: "The Worst Beer I Ever Had Was Delicious."

Put the World On!

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$25