Description

A strikeout in baseball is scored as a "K". A called third strike i.e. when you go down looking, is written as a Backwards K, the ultimate embarrassment, ignominy. Sporting this Uppityshirt is ironic of course, since you're the type who always swings for the fences.

Put the World On!

Our top-drawer, unisex short-sleeve Uppityshirts are 100% combed cotton, pure American Apparel excellence that will flatter your body, and your mind. "What's Uppity?" your fellow Red Sox fans will wonder when they see the cheek and wit broadcast across your chest with impunity, and want to have one too. Tell them to try an Uppityshirt on for size - they fit smart people to a tee. To see for yourself, click here.

For best results and to maintain the integrity of your Uppityshirt, wear only in the right company - all undesirables including Yankees, Mets and Cubbies might feel insecure and/or intimidated. So show respect and care in handling: wash in cold water and hang dry.

If you have any other questions, however trivial or unrelated, contact us at: mr.write@uppityshirts.com or ring us up on: 917.566.2598.

$25