First off, are you recalcitrant and cool? Competitive, social and brainy? Do you love fun that's original and clever? And where there's actually a winner? Then you'll definitely love One Up! — The Wicked/Smart Word Game. Unlike all the other dumb, same/same junk out there, One Up! makes a virtue of a vice that's also incredibly addictive: taking things that don't belong to you. Stealing is not only encouraged, it's practically the name of the game.
Highway robbery at only $15. FREE SHIPPING.
We are happy to introduce One Up! as a free PDF download, which includes the rules and complete construction instructions. Many vocabularians the world over have written to tell us that they just can't afford One Up!, so we decided to give everyone everywhere the means and the method to make their own. Let's call it Operation Brainstorm, and make it our mission in life to word the world up!
We made ours in about an hour and the cost was less than a dollar. Are you kidding me?
It's all about having fun with family and friends. No it's not, it's about winning — pure and simple. Just kidding! Come test your wits: Buy low, sell high. Wheel and deal. Then double deal. Live large. Lose huge. My building's bigger. 25 pushups? Boom. Boom. Boom. Trophy Wife swap, anyone? Indian Arm Wrestling... let's go Grandma. Yikes! Bankruptcy happens. The first player to reach $100,000 without actually cheating, wins.
You can buy "quality" time. It's 50 bucks. Gift wrapped. FREE SHIPPING.
Introducing our collection of limited-edition Uppityshirts – wit and wisdom you can wear – for only $25 a pop. FREE SHIPPING anywhere in the U.S. of A.
Charming, smart, grit and humor. Put it all right there on your chest.
All Uppityshirts in this section are self-explanatory, if you're a parent. They are also not funny, not intentionally anyway.
The "Smart Pills" started out as just jokey ice-breakers, but they've proven so popular we decided to add them to our repertoire. DISCLAIMER: They are really only breath mints for the intelligent and have no medicinal value whatsoever. hookd'up is a naughty game where you UNtie yourself up in knots; you give your best frenemy his"Comeuppance" because the devilish secret is – there's something inside but the lid is glued shut... Have a Ball Jar is a cheeky wedding gift daring the happy couple to put a penny in for every kiss the first year, and then trying to empty the jar!
"Some years ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me..." I decided to film a documentary about the original American motorcycle. Indian Summer is a seat-of-the-pants feature-length love letter to the glory days of two-wheeling, which I wrote, produced, directed and distributed as a one-man operation, so-to-speak.
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"Do you drink? Heavily? Are you louche and fatuous? Unhappy? Skint? Then go grab a cheap case or a bottle right away and push it down. Empty your head, if it isn't already empty. Shovel off your desk and get your calendar on the right year at least. How's your mother, by the way?"